Limericks

 LIMERICKS 

 A Dragon in My Room 

Rosemarie Fowler

There was a dragon in my room

He ate the squeegee and the broom

The wire's chewed up

There is no more sup

There was a dragon in my room

 A Rabbit Called Pete 

Elisabeth Fowler

There once was a rabbit called Pete

Dad thought his meat was quite neat

So dad took off his limbs

While we sang a few hymns

And that was the end of my Pete

 The Arrogant Croc 

Rosemarie Fowler

There once was an arrogant croc

Whose mouth was shut tight with a lock

When he started to laugh,

He was poked with a staff

And how all the others did mock

 Pablo & His Doe 

Elisabeth Fowler

There once was a man called Pablo

He had a nice pet, twas a doe

He sang 'Doe a Deer'

with a bottle of beer

'Till he tripped and stubbed his big toe


 A King in Beijing 
Rosemarie Fowler

There once was an unhealthy king
Whose palace was found in Beijing
He drank too much milk
And wore only silk
And 'Greensleeves' was all he could sing